Donkey Bunch

The execution of the donkey punch on a subordinate while in the office. Extra points are given for successful execution during business hours.

I felt really stressed so Sara and I went into the conference room where I delivered a much needed Donkey Bunch.

Donkey Bunch by The_Bunch_Meister November 4, 2011

Donkey Punch Bunch

Donkey Punch Bunch (DPB)
A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*

Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.

Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.

Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.

In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.

“If the Donkey Punch Bunch were real — which it obviously isn’t — I still wouldn’t have the clearance level to explain it.”

Donkey Punch Bunch by DPBMFCEO December 10, 2025

Superman-Donkeypunch 

When fucking a chick in the ass, you nock her unconcious with a blow to the back of the head (donkeypunch) and pull out and come on her back and throw the sheats over her (superman) so they are "comeglued" to her back when she wakes up.

She wouldent stop moaning so i had to Superman-Donkeypunch that bitch

Superman-Donkeypunch by Lunifer CuntBasketMcSlopHole October 19, 2010

Toboggan Donkeypunch 

Same definition as Donkeypunch with the exception that it is performed at the top of a staircase, and when you deliver the punch, the giver pulls the receivers arms back and rides them down the staircase-like a toboggan.

"Your mom was giving me some attitude during anal, so I gave her a toboggan donkeypunch."
"I swear to god the next time someone tips 10% on a $500 tab, I'm going to toboggan donkeypunch their whole family."

Toboggan Donkeypunch by Chiqnfist November 11, 2011

Donkeypunch 

A action used during "doggy-style" anal-sexual intercourse. When a man's penis is in a man or woman's asshole, the man shouts "Donkeypunch!" and when the man/woman turns around he punches him/her in the face causing his/her asshole to tighten making the sexual experiance a lot better for the man Donkeypunching his partner.

"Oh yeah, fuck my asshole baby."
"Donkeypunch!"
"Huh?" *Turns head around*
*!$#%DONKEYPUNCH*

Donkeypunch by Donkeypuncher5000 June 21, 2006

Ultimate Donkeypunch

A variation on the donkey punch in which, instead of merely striking the receiver, the dominant party snaps their neck 180 degrees, severing the spinal cord and causing death spasms -- with the added bonus that, mid-orgasm, they get to see the life fade from their partner's eyes.

So I ultimate donkeypunched her, but it's not necrophilia -- I pulled out before she went limp.

Ultimate Donkeypunch by Bob's subconscious June 1, 2010

donkeypunch 

When ya cuttin up someone in the booty, ya punch them in the back of the dome, and their whole body tightens up and ya get a better orgasm.

Christina needed a raise so she let her boss donkeypunch her.

donkeypunch by Check 'n Hoes June 21, 2006