Don Lando

Also known as "Wesley Batson", he is a member of Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe. He was born in 1987 in a hospital somewhere in a vacinity of doctors. In 1998, he was arrested off the Alaskan Coast for illegal whale hunting. He was released on a $450,000 bail by friend Aaron Allen. In late 1999, he moved to an abandoned World War II bunker in central Florida. There, he met Chris Stoney. Stoney awed Batson with his amazing drum skills. Once the three got together, they formed a band known as "Cool Band". However, they realized they missed something. Vocals. One day, Batson and Allen were at the local Goodwill searching for office chairs when they met Rob Lowe. Lowe's quiet yet firm appearence instantly aroused Batson and Allen's interests. Lowe signed and thus formed Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe.

Don Lando is Wesley Batson's alias.

Don Lando by Risto1116 July 6, 2006

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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Don Lando • Don • Don King • Don't worry about it • don't tase me, bro! • don't tase me bro • don't • don't be a stranger • Don johnson • don juan

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

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