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Don Corleone 

Fictional character, invented by Mario Puzo.

The greatest gangster of all time. A man who made himself a legend by playing the game with a cool head and intelligence. Tony Montana's idol. His first name, Vito, is well known as it is thrown around by smelly ass skater trash who talk about "Fat Don Vito from Viva La Bam" but have no idea of where that name came from.

Original name was Antonio Andolini. Father was murdered for speaking out against the local Sicilian Don, Don Cici. Brother Paulo killed by the Don's men after swearing an oath of revenge. After seeing his mother blown away in front of him while she pleaded for her son to be spared, he escaped the Don's clutches and with the help of friends loyal to Antonio's father, he was smuggled to America. He was twelve years old. At Ellis Island he was asked his name by an immigration official, and since he knew no English, did not respond; therefore the official looked over where he from, a Sicilian town named Corleone, and gave him that name. Here he worked during the Great Depression as a poor Sicilian teenager. Eventually, by meeting the right friends and making smart connections, worked himself hard enough to become a small time mafia Don. Many Sicilians and Italians heard about the principles of Don Corleone and flocked to work for him. In his thirties, he returned to Sicily under the new name of Vito Corleone and visited Don Cici, who was now too old to recognize a grown man as the young son he had vowed to kill. Vito got up close to Cici, whispered that he was Antonio Andolini, and stabbed the Don in the belly.

He had three sons, Sonny, who would be killed by a rival gang family, Michael, who would run the family after Vito died of a heart attack, and Fredo, who would be killed by his brother Michael.

Don Corleone would coin terms like "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse," and "A man who does not spend time with his family, can never be a real man." "Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me."
"Don Corleone never asks for a second favor when he's refused the first. Understand?"
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kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die

a phrase coming from -where else? If you said Mario Puzo's The Godfather you guessed right- meaning, doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...
mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David. you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

David: Since I am too late to save your sinking Titanic, I mean my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences.

mother: either you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can shack up with your girlfriend and try to flap your own wings. The ball is in your half court.

kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die

(Bonus points if you can tell me where this phrase originated in popular culture): doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...suffer the unpleasant consequences of not doing so.
mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David, you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die. Or you can shack up with your girlfriend and flap your own wings; the ball is in your half court.

David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?

mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026