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Foreplay with unwashed produce. i.e. cucumbers, squash, gourds, pickles, etc.
guy 1: Dude Lara wanted it so bad last night, she was getting freaky in the kitchen when I was trying to make her dinner!
guy 2: Really? Like what?
guy 1: Like, doing the dirty veggies dude, she didn't even wash that shit.
guy 2: Nice!
guy 1: Yeah but afterward she smelled like Salinas.
by dirty veggie washer July 29, 2013
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