Doily (doiley) 

Doily (doiley)
A doily is an elderly person, predominantly female, although some men, usually closet or repressed homosexuals fit the description.
Doilys are social misfits and hardly ever leave their homes before dark. They are nocturnal sleeping off overnight binges.

These persons are rabidly bigotted and hate anybody who is not white, christian and heterosexual and typically would vote BNP. (see also Wuggit)

Doilys are known for their alcohol addiction which fires ranting attacks en masse on anybody who disagrees with their extremist views.

To be labelled a doily is the ultimate insult to any rational sane person.

Doily (Doiley)

Margaret Rutherford wearing nothing but jackboots, pubes carefully shaved in a facsmilie of Hitler's moustache mistaking an AA meeting for a BNP rally and seig heiling the voddie bottle.

Doily (doiley) by Dr Kim Pirelli's aunty July 5, 2008

Doily Dyke 

Feminine lesbian. A girly girl who's into girls. Otherwise known as a "lipstick lesbian."

On the L-Word you can learn a lot about types of lesbians: Doily Dykes, Butchie Maries, and much, much more.

Doily Dyke by TeachNLearn July 28, 2007

doily 

adverb. Describes a foppish man's walk.

"He walked doily down the street."

doily by Braum Fliscas February 19, 2005

texas doily 

when you take a shit and don't wipe your ass and sit on the armrest of someones couch or chair.

Dude, when i was at Anthony's house earlier i gave his couch a texas doily.

texas doily by aston bedsniffer January 14, 2008

Brown Doily 

Butt hole, anus, raisin pie, dirty ballon knot, winking knot hole.

Whoa, get your finger out of my brown doily!!!

or
It was a hot night, he was all up in my brown doily.

Brown Doily by Damandan October 29, 2010

Doily Queen 

A gay man who keeps his home like an old lady would, which would surprise you had you not seen their home before based on how they carry themselves in the outside world.

The home would most likely be filled with gorgeous and well-kept antiques, little ceramic figurines and other fancy (but lame) knick-knacks, and DOILIES on everything. This home is often shared with an annoying, tiny, yippy dog that no one loves but the owner.

These Doily Queens often surprise those who have only met or seen them in the outside world. They often go to leather or biker bars, have unkempt facial hair, and possibly have sex in these seedy bars.

Doily Queen by CadeRageous January 10, 2009

Cum Doily 

When your having a cheeky wank at your grandparent's house and you need something to catch the load so you grab a designated doily to do the dirty work.

"Quick Nan, pass the Cum Doily!"

Cum Doily by CyberSlooooooth August 11, 2015