The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

by A Bathing Ape July 21, 2008

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

by A Bathing Ape July 21, 2008