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Someone who takes themself entirely too serious. Their pride gets in the way of them ever being cool. Someone who dances and spills half their beer in less than one song. Someone who cheats on his girlfriend with redheads. Someone who is the loser of italian bake-offs (i.e. Bryan Dissenger vs. Mitchell Roerig).
Man, that kid over there dancing is a real Dissenger.

Who the hell is this guy? He's a real Dissinger.

Man, that spaghetti tasted like Dissinger made it, awful!

Dude, did you hear that Mogle Dissingered his girlfriend?! Could you imagine it? Two fire crotches's like two suns colliding in a symphony of chaos.
by BriteRedEyes February 03, 2010
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