Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

disinterneted 

To lose ones internet connection.

The individual was happily lost in webland when abruptly they became disinterneted.

disinterneted by jpg3 November 5, 2011

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

self-dissing 

When a Loser disses himself

U got Swag
No, Im white

Ah u just dissed urself
SELF-DISSING

self-dissing by NKTE November 16, 2010

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker 

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

sneak dissing 

Sneak Dissing Is When Someone Is Constantly Talking Shit & Don't Say It To Your Face

Kim: Kendra She Is Mad Ugly Yo
Kendra: Yo I Know
Mike: Ya'll Sneak Dissing Or Naah!

sneak dissing by KillaKaay January 29, 2014

Sloppy Kissinger 

A diplomatic tactic of anal sex whereby the male strays from the vaginal zone and enters the prohibited anus on the condition that he will soon withdraw.

When Jorge didn't ejaculate after 10 minutes of awkward reassurance, Hannah knew she was enduring a "Sloppy Kissinger"

Sloppy Kissinger by John Bolton's Silver 'Stache May 18, 2007