When you don't shower, live in filth, and sometimes shit yourself while still maintaining a job and somehow can still encourage broken women to play with your diddle.
"Hey, what the fuck is up with that guy?"
"Oh, dont mind him, hes just living his life being a Disgusting Dave"
"Oh, dont mind him, hes just living his life being a Disgusting Dave"
by Dorothy Valmont April 16, 2020
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