Dirty Torpedo 

The name given to a penis after having butt sex with somebody, before it has been properly washed.

I need to get home and take a shower so I can get rid of this dirty torpedo.

Dirty Torpedo by Newtman98 July 8, 2010

Dirty Torpedo 

The act of which two sailors of any nations navy, engage in sexual contact where one sailor shits in his own hand and proceeds to jerk off before inserting his shit covered penis into his sailor friends anus! Thus completing the dirty torpedo!

Man did you hear about those sub Mariners? I heard those sick fucks invented the dirty torpedo!

Dirty Torpedo by Zkod December 5, 2020

Dirt Torpedo 

Someone who hits the ground at a high velocity.

"John's parachute didn't open, and he became a Dirt Torpedo

Dirt Torpedo by Irish Ernest Hemingway April 1, 2020

Dirt Torpedo 

an act of defecation, to drop a duece, make a poop, take a dump, shit.

Every time I eat KFC, I have to fire off a dirt torpedo.

Dirt Torpedo by Bob A Billion October 30, 2008