Dirty Torpedo

The name given to a penis after having butt sex with somebody, before it has been properly washed.

I need to get home and take a shower so I can get rid of this dirty torpedo.

by Newtman98 July 6, 2010

Dirty Torpedo

The act of which two sailors of any nations navy, engage in sexual contact where one sailor shits in his own hand and proceeds to jerk off before inserting his shit covered penis into his sailor friends anus! Thus completing the dirty torpedo!

Man did you hear about those sub Mariners? I heard those sick fucks invented the dirty torpedo!

by Zkod December 6, 2020