Dirty Tex

When your banging the old lady in the shower and the fellas come by with jerky to refuel

We gave my buddy the Dirty Tex while he was banging the old lady in the shower

by Farmboy2188 January 23, 2024

Dirty Tex

The act of slathering rocky road ice cream on your penis, then having dirty anal sex and trying to figure out if the ice cream is still on your penis or if you became captain poop dick.

I got drunk last night and gave that hoe a dirty tex!

by Unclefucker89 December 19, 2022