Dirty Tessa 

Whilst fornicating with a partner who is impared in the limbs department ( a quadrapolegic usually), you put on a clown costum and tie her to the ceiling fan and turn it on. Once she gets up some good rotation on her you bloody your cock up in one of her stumps( your choice) and wrap it in bubble wrap before agressively stabbing ( mike myers style) it into her vagina.

"Yeah,She was depressed from loosing all her limbs to a crocadile, but she cheered right up once I informed her that we could now do the Dirty Tessa"

Dirty Tessa by dirty tessa November 16, 2009

Dirty Tessa 

When u gotta shove a cheesestick up ur butthole because lola and Chris stole your buttplug

Hey mom can we get some cheese at the store? I might have to do a dirty tessa…

Dirty Tessa by Poot69 March 13, 2023

dirty tesla

When a woman shares her vibrator with another woman without cleaning it.

Sharon was so horny i gave her a dirty tesla, I hadn't cleaned my vibrator in a month

dirty tesla by SlappyDaddy July 26, 2016

Dirty Tess

When a person performs a rimjob on a male partner without touching the penis or scrotum, even so far as to have the recipient support the scrotum as to not have it touch their face.

The thought of touching his meat-stick squicks me out, so I'll give him a Dirty Tess instead.

Dirty Tess by UpcountryDegen403 September 21, 2021

Dirty Tessaca 

When she is short enough to blow you while standing up.

Damn! Look at that shorty over there! Hopefully she gives me a Dirty Tessaca later.

Dirty Tessaca by Insanitation October 8, 2020

Dirty Tesla

When you're in the park having sex with your girl and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your jizz on a bird. Then the bird flies around the city leaving traces of your cum everywhere it lands.

I nailed a Dirty Tesla this morning so if you go outside, don't touch anything.

Dirty Tesla by CandaceSuite December 21, 2020