Dirty Neil 

The act of sitting in perverts row in a strip club and eventually jumping on stage and face-fucking the dancer (male or female) wearing nothing but cowboy boots. Most effective if your droopy balls have liver spots on them and when you finish shooting your creamy cucumber sauce you scream, "Piss On It!!."

Gavin and Max were at the Zanzi the other night and Stewart hopped on stage like a confused critter and gave Mistress Hudson the Dirty Neil!


Gavin - "Did he finish it off with an Angry Dragon?"
Max - "It's called a Dirty Neil you moron, now suck my chocolate cave"

Dirty Neil by Mr. PissOnIt February 9, 2009

Dirty Neil

Dirty Neil
verb / noun
The ultimate filthy-seductive sex move where you (or your man) start slow and smooth like a gentleman — deep eye contact, velvet voice dripping with dirty promises — then unleash total primal chaos. You devour her pussy/ass with starving, sloppy oral until she’s shaking and squirting, flip her into a deep, legs-over-head breeding press, and fuck her with long, punishing strokes that hit every soaked inch while growling the nastiest shit in her ear. Finish by pulling out and painting her face, tongue, and tits with thick, ropey cum, then immediately shove your still-hard cock back in her throat for a messy, cum-swapping cleanup while she moans like a whore in heat.
Extra heat if you keep one hand gripping her throat and the other rubbing her clit so she cums again while choking on your load.

Last night Neil hit me with the Dirty Neil so good I couldn’t walk straight for two days. He had me folded up like a pretzel, pussy gushing everywhere, calling me his perfect little cumslut right before he exploded all over my face. I swallowed what I could and he still made me lick the rest off his balls. 12/10, ruined me for other men

Dirty Neil by NoPlaceLikeFarFromHome May 5, 2026

Dirty Neil Druckman 

A guy who pretends to be a great writer/storyteller then tarnishes everything that previously made him appealing only to reveal his true nature as a poor director

Neil Druckman was a great writer in 'The Last Of Us' but when he directed 'The Last Of Us 2' he became a dirty Neil Druckman.

Dirty Neil Druckman by usdamma June 27, 2020

Dirty O'Neil 

You stick your dick in a girls nose and cum in it

I gave a girl a dirty o'neil last night.

Dirty O'Neil by MexicanMarky July 22, 2003

Dirty O'Neil 

To place your penis inside your partner's nostril and ejaculate.

I gave this chick a Dirty O'Neil in bed last night.

Dirty O'Neil by DON Fan May 18, 2003