Dirty Muzzy 

like the original Muzzy, a term referring to facial hair, mainly on the upper lip, usually worn by senior male collage students, hipsters or ron burgundy but unlike the plain Muzzy a Dirty Muzzy is course and full enough to trap food particles and grease so as to make it smelly and manly and unattractive to females... or is it?

hank: hey are you celebrating Dirty Muzzy May?
Dank: ya man. Right now it's only a Johnny Depp but just you wait till its a full on Dirty Muzzy.

or

Steph: ew look at that Dirty Muzzy. I would never kiss that.

Dirty Muzzy by composer rockmaninoff May 2, 2010

Dirty Muzzer

A phrase used to describe a person of Asian origin who is 'very' Muslim.

Abdullah is a 'Dirty Muzzer'.

Dirty Muzzer by Mr. Evil Custard July 2, 2009

Dirty Mazzy 

When you eat dog head first and when you talk poop comes out. PERIODT

Dirty Mazzy happens wayyyyyy to often

Dirty Mazzy by buytfriuyhiyf May 11, 2020

Dirty Jack Muzzati 

The act of taking a rat and skewering it on your penis and grilling it like a kebab, then getting a girl to eat off like a delicious snack.

Did you hear max did a dirty jack muzzati last night? Yeah that girl must be scarred.

Dirty Jack Muzzati by bigdog94 June 24, 2021