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Dirty Melanie 

Aka the pogo stick. It's when the girl is on top and bouncing, but she pulls out each time and alternates ass, pussy, ass puss.
My wife did the dirty Melanie last night. She was going so fast I came in both holes twice.
Dirty Melanie by JL188 December 10, 2018

dirty melanie 

a girl that is WAY too freaky, stay away or you might get something you didn’t ask for 😳
hey garrett how was that girl last night?
bro she was such a dirty melanie, while she was giving me head she shoved three fingers into my ass, i’m still sore.

Dirty Milani 

When you are secretly homosexual so you cross dress terribly (like a scooby-doo character) to abduct women under 4 feet tall, scissor them, while shoving their head into a bread slicer (similar to Kate’s death scene in fear street)
Did you hear? She did a Dirty Milani last night with a miss piggy puppet.

dirty milano 

When a black guy sandwiches his dick between a white girls ass giving it the appearance of a Milano cookie
Hey man I tried a dirty milano last night with my girl and it was the best.
dirty milano by MegaMonkeyMoney November 30, 2020

Dirty Mclane

The act of sticking your dick into a vending machine until eventually change, pops out
Sam went up to the vending machine and gave it a dirty mclane.
Dirty Mclane by Sam Mclane June 3, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026