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Dirty Magda 

The indigenous way to stare while rubbing tanning oil over your lower half only. While being checked out by the suave lifeguards at the public water slide park.
Did you see those guy's checking you out earlier over there! They were pretty hunky lookin' boys! ;) "Nah, I gave them a Dirty Magda and I never saw them again".

Dirty Magda 

When a girl plays Apex while penetrating the bootyhole of a Person (probably a Chiara) with a PS4 Controller. Meanwhile a Gibraltar is sucking on the toes of the Magda to the Song I saw a Tiger by Joe Exotic. It’s also possible as a group activity.
Yesterday I did a dirty Magda with my girlfriend and it was great!
Dirty Magda by SexyGiby April 15, 2020

The Dirty Magdalene 

(v.) – an act of daring intimacy. (1) Pursuant to heavy petting our lady, of her own volition, anoints her mammarian protuberances with copious amounts of water-soluble petroleum jelly. Upon removing her gentleman’s codpiece she titty-fucks the hell out of him until the ebb and flow of pearly treasures doth mar her ample bosom. Now post haste, in an ecstatic moment of grace freely given, ladyluck sponges the jus d’amour with her long and bountiful mane, baring cheeks red with rosy dawn. Then grace, not having satisfied her thirst, the Magdalene lap’s love excess from her soiled locks with a rueful smile.
(2) after giving your lady friend the titty bang-bang (with tits nice and lubed), she uses her own hair to wipe up jizz necklace and then licks it out of her hair.
After a night unrestrained consumption, Jack finally persuades Jill to perform the dirty Magdalene.
The Dirty Magdalene by Bonny and Clyde September 18, 2007

dirty madalyn

A girl who is sweet, kind, passionate and loving but swears like a trucker whenever she's driving.
"When she drove me back home last night she kept swearing at every stoplight, she's a real dirty Madalyn!"
dirty madalyn by MaddCvnt July 9, 2021

Dirty Magdalena 

When a hot busty blond girl lets you fuck her on a school desk while you listen to shit austrian music. And at the moment that you cum your whole life flashes before your eyes und you wake up in an unrealistic dream world full of hot busty blond teachers (You are going to fuck all of them).
Yoooooooooo bro i fucked my Teacher last night. I did a little Dirty Magdalena on her.
Dirty Magdalena by 6ix9ine1234 April 28, 2023

dirtymadafudi 

Arjun is a dirtymadafudi
dirtymadafudi by Jtz69 April 9, 2023
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