Dirty Kuzma

Where you jizz on your fingers, make a mustache on your own face and give your partner a smooch to give them a jizz mustache also.

I was so in the heat of the moment during climax that we did a Dirty Kuzma.

by circalost June 22, 2007

the dirty kumar

This takes place when knuckles deep in a girl of Indian decent and you get a knock at your door from your roomate. When roomate opens the door and asks what you are up to you take your wet fingers and run them under his nose.

When I knocked on my roomate Johnny Rottens door because I was locked out, he answered and when I asked what he was up to he ran his wet fingers across my face and I said damm not the dirty kumar

by JJ Rott July 5, 2006

dirty kuma

Where you put 'LMAO' or 'LOL' for an ending of every sentence or when you don't know what to say because really, you're depressed and want2die.

Someone: *says anything or trys to offend you*

Them using a dirty kuma: LMAO

by Baconfordinner69 April 24, 2020

Dirty Harold and Kumar

Doing a chick in the ass while she eats a White Castle Burger then pulling ur dick out and wiping it on her burger and saying "Thats how NPH rolls!"

White Castle sucks balls. They need shit on their burgers to taste better. Improve the taste of their burgers with a Dirty Harold and Kumar.

by ~Valhalla~ December 12, 2008