Dirty Kuzma
Where you jizz on your fingers, make a mustache on your own face and give your partner a smooch to give them a jizz mustache also.
Dirty Kuzma by circalost June 22, 2007
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the dirty kumar
This takes place when knuckles deep in a girl of Indian decent and you get a knock at your door from your roomate. When roomate opens the door and asks what you are up to you take your wet fingers and run them under his nose.
When I knocked on my roomate Johnny Rottens door because I was locked out, he answered and when I asked what he was up to he ran his wet fingers across my face and I said damm not the dirty kumar
the dirty kumar by JJ Rott July 5, 2006
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dirty kuma
Where you put 'LMAO' or 'LOL' for an ending of every sentence or when you don't know what to say because really, you're depressed and want2die.
dirty kuma by Baconfordinner69 April 24, 2020
Dirty Harold and Kumar
Doing a chick in the ass while she eats a White Castle Burger then pulling ur dick out and wiping it on her burger and saying "Thats how NPH rolls!"
White Castle sucks balls. They need shit on their burgers to taste better. Improve the taste of their burgers with a Dirty Harold and Kumar.
Dirty Harold and Kumar by ~Valhalla~ December 12, 2008
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