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When a girl is suckin dick while her dude is combing his pubic hair, and he cums on ur face then brushes ur hair wit the pubic comb.
This girl wanted to suck my dick, so while she was doin it i gave her a dirty kel.
Dirty Kel by Chunky2425 January 10, 2009
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Dirty Kelsi 

Asserting your dominance by dropping that thing in a circular motion while screaming "Call me your Velvet Queen"
Last night the party got so crazy I had to jump on the nearest bar stool and pull a dirty Kelsi.
Dirty Kelsi by CjOj8291 April 5, 2020

Dirty Kelby 

The act of masturbating into ones face while they are asleep.
Dude! I totally gave your sister a Dirty Kelby last night!
Dirty Kelby by Valero1 December 18, 2013

Dirty kelsey

The ability to give someone mutliple orgasms at once.
I gave her the dirty Kelsey and she didn't stop shaking.
Dirty kelsey by Dirty Kelsey December 9, 2018

dirty kelsie 

A bad bitch who’s ready to swing when spoken to with disrespect.
Hey Kelsie go do her dirty Kelsie
dirty kelsie by Lord Grieves April 2, 2020

dirty kelvin

A dirty Kelvin is when you whip out your enormous penis and bitch slap hoes with that huge pipe.
Omg I just got a dirty kelvin, my teeth almost got knocked to the back of my throat”
dirty kelvin by Yellow raccoon February 26, 2022

dirty kelton 

A dirty Kelton is a person who goes out Friday night and doesn’t go home will Sunday evening, as they’ve been on the hard session without any sleep
What did you do this weekend gone

Oh I did a dirty Kelton and my life is ruined
dirty kelton by The sesh king 2018 December 9, 2018
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