Dirty Hopper

The Dirty Hopper, best spoken with a Boston accent, is the act of pulling a technical upper decker in a bathroom during any time when one simply cannot get their pants down and their ass on the toilet in time to shit. This can be very messy as sometimes one waits too long to finally let it out and it can become quite an embarrassing situation with a lasting memory amongst those involved

Horrified co-worker: "what the fuck is that smell?"

Disgusted co-worker: "I don't know, like someone shit and didn't spray"

Shocked co-worker: "Nooooope!....Lumpy pulled a Dirty Hopper!"

Unsurprised co-worker: "Ah, ah, ah, ah ,ah....the old dirty hoppah!"

Dirty Hopper by theIiNtheSky March 21, 2014

Dirty Hooper's Seed 

The act of taking Paul's sunflower seeds raw dog in the orifice of the mouth

I liked Dirty Hooper's Seed. It was ranch flavored.

Dirty Hooper's Seed by Aclyptico January 22, 2019

dirthopper 

A grasshopper in a place with no grass. Can be consumed raw or slow cooked on pavement.

At Greenwood CTC, dirthoppers are considered a delicacy.

dirthopper by Sergeant Chapstick July 30, 2018