Dirty Conboy 

A complicated procedure, you need to first antique your victim and paint their face with lipstick like the joker. Once this is done, you need to drop a deuce on some paper and smear a bit of fresh shit on your balls, then proceed to teabag the victim as per the normal teabag procedure. Once done, don't forget to clean your bag.

Man, last night at this party, this dude was out cold from slamming a 26 of vodka, my buddy got out his camera and I fully gave him a dirty conboy. The funny thing is that when we watched the video it looks like he is enjoying it. I kept saying " Why so serious"

Dirty Conboy by nickopa July 13, 2011

Dirty Cowboy 

put both hands in the form of a gun and put both index fingers in the butthole and vagina and alternate between the two repetitivly

"hey do you want a dirty cowboy"

Dirty Cowboy by S.F.G.C June 30, 2009

dirty cowboy 

being in possession of a handgun and using it as a toy during foreplay with the victim’s acquiescence and request for it to be used in that manner

A woman accused in the shooting death of her common-law husband told police her gun accidentally fired while they were playing a game of “dirty cowboy” during sexual foreplay.

dirty cowboy by bjohns81 July 10, 2009

Dirty Cowboy Retainer 

When your significant other has a dip in, and you proceed to ejaculate into there mouth. The one receiving the sperm then shows both the chew and sperm mixing into a warm stew. After a few seconds of basking, they swallow all the sperm and chew.

for my birthday, my wife performed the dirty cowboy retainer.

Dirty Cowboy Retainer by Clint Myers December 9, 2008

dirty cowboy 

when a male is chewing tobacco and spits the tobacco juice between a females tits and then begins to tit fuck her. The male then cums on her face, after orgasm the male then spits his tobacco juices on her face.

I was tit fucking this bitch with big ol titties and i had a dip in my mouth at the time, i had no lube so i used my dip spit and the dirty cowboy worked great. I didn't even have to light up a smoke after sex.

dirty cowboy by big guns 'mike johnson August 31, 2006

Dirty Cowboy 

Cowboy chases his Cowgirl around the house backwards with his hairy ass yelling Dirty Cowboy.

While inside your house, a cowboy (with hat on) unexpectedly yells Dirty Cowboy and walks/runs backwards with his pants down. Chasing her with his hairy ass, while she screams and runs away. The Dirty Cowboy must corner the Cowgirl (kitchen is good place)and rub his hairy ass on her as she screams. Some Dirty Cowboys like to yell, 'can you smell that' or 'did you hear that', but that is optional. Beware of the wet finger!

Dirty Cowboy by CVMP Dave February 27, 2009

dirty porcelain cowboy 

Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.

Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy

dirty porcelain cowboy by Art Izenkowskis March 23, 2024