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Dirty Caeser 

The Dirty Caeser is a three part sexual act.

Ingredients:
- 1 shot cum
- 1 woman on her period
- Bottle of laxative

First, the woman has colon explosive shit where she doesn't wipe her ass.

Second, the man fucks the woman in the ass just untill he cums making sure he dips his dick deep enough to gets a nice rim of shit around the base of his shaft.

Lastly, the man pulls his dick out of the womans ass, cums on her pussy then fucks the woman while she is on her period.

Enjoy!
For her 21st birthday her friends bought her a Dirty Caeser and she was never the same.
Dirty Caeser by Clammer November 13, 2007
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Dirty Caesar 

The act of being poked by multiple penises a total of 23 times as you masturbate under a cloth sheet and screaming “Et tu, Brutus?” as you orgasm.
Bob: Did you hear about the orgy yesterday?
Kevin: Yeah, I heard Karen got Dirty Caesared.

Dirty Caesar 

The act of being poked by multiple penises a total of twenty-three times while furiously masturbating under a cloth sheet and screaming “Et tu, Brutus?” as you cum.
Andy: Did you hear about the orgy yesterday?
Jeff: Yeah, I heard that Bob got Dirty Caesared.

the dirty ceaser 

the act of putting a glass rod down your urethra and bending it like a glowstick and jerk off on a ghost and then consume yourself

Dirty Caesar Salad 

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.
“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”

Dirty Ass Casserole 

A word for a very foul smelling thing. Like a fart or a skunk.
*driving past a skunk*

"Ugh, god what is that smell?"

"Smells like dirty ass casserole."

"that's disgusting!"
Dirty Ass Casserole by lemej December 28, 2011

Dirty poo casserole 

A person who has such a putrid odor that can only be likened to someone who has poo’d in a dish and slow roasted it in the oven on 180° until cooked thoroughly
Man that Erin bitch smells like poo”
“Nah mate she smells like a dirty poo casserole
Dirty poo casserole by Pigeonpyong February 21, 2019