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Dirty Augie 

When two gay men are buttfucking each other, and one pulls out, consumes all of this shit off of his penis, then spits it into the other mans mouth, whilst cumming inside of a rabbit.
“Why is his breath so bad?”
“Oh, that’s because he gave Michael a Dirty Augie”
Dirty Augie by AcGravityYTd March 13, 2019
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Dirty Angie

When your coworker speaks in such an abbrasive manner.. you want to cover your ears and run out the door.
"Wow, I heard you on the phone with your mother in law... you were like a dirty Angie on that bitch.."
Dirty Angie by Leesakim August 25, 2009

Dirty Auggie 

When a handsome and musculine male French musician asks to be pegged in a particularly submissive way. Often involving belts, chains, or any such objects in the vicinity.
Person 1 : Hey! Didn't you see your boyfriend yesterday?
Person 2 : Yeah! Its was really nice.
Person 1 : Did he ask for a Dirty Auggie again?
Person 2 : Maybe...
Dirty Auggie by CrysCrys September 25, 2025

Dirt Aggie

A derogatory reference for the Texas Tech Red Raiders, combining the ever prevalent dirt in Lubbock with their hated rivals the Texas A&M Aggies. Often delivered by Texas Longhorn students and graduates.
Jarod is such a Dirt Aggie...dumbass Tech grad. His only future is as a call center Supervisor.
Dirt Aggie by Texas Hook 'Em January 9, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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