Dirty Ashkon

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It is bassically the same as the dirty sanchez, but instead or making it a mustache, you make it a unibrow... In honor of Ashkon Solimon...

Does she have a dirty ashkon, nevermind, it's just a unibrow.

Dirty Ashkon by George Edward (Totally Fake) January 7, 2009

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Dirty Ashton

When two male twins are banging and one of their parents walk in and the mix of suprise and fear causes the bottom to clench so hard it snaps the tops dick.

Guy 1: did you hear why Ethan isn't at school?
Guy 2: no? What happened?
Guy 1: They did the dirty Ashton and now he's in hospital.

Dirty Ashton by EthanDaCoon August 30, 2015

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dirty ashton

a person who has multiple men and children under there bed he licks and kisses men

you dirty ashton

dirty ashton by =-09876543 September 5, 2022

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Dirty Ashton

A very cheesy boi

Preston is a Dirty Ashton

Dirty Ashton by not a dirty ashton March 16, 2023

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dirtyashton

Dirty Ashton is in love with a girl with Michelle. he loves doing the “nasty nasty” to her anytime they have a chance. he also likes to suck on tittys.

bro you just pulled a dirtyashton!

dirtyashton by Ashtonmoans October 20, 2020

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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