Um....a gay guy with a surious (said like a black guy) craving for ass.
Gay Guy 1: Hi, i'm a fag.
Random Guy 1: Ain't it obvious...you a Direct Pentinium Anal Fag.
Gay Guy 2: What's that?
Random Guy 1: Your momma's chesthair!
by UM...A GUY September 26, 2010
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