-Walks like a duck

- gets tossed around by his girl

-Only is with her for the goods
-Has a small peeper
-Trash at soccer
-Can't live without a girl

-Has common tacks as arms

-Weighs 60 pounds and hasn't put on weight since birth
Dude Dillon Webb is so queer

Why doesnt Dillon just dump his girl already
by Some fat ass February 27, 2019
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