When you go home with a girl after a night out but only to find you have whiskey dick after all the sauce you drank, so you whip out her dildo and finish her with that instead while still trying to get it up
Aw man i was soo shitfaced, last night , i couldnt get a stiffy ! I fingered, her but that didnt make her squirt, So i just dildo'd her instead
by Pascal Sheehy April 4, 2011