dicking the donkey

Acting in an unproductive manner while in Mexico. Similiar to "Dicking the Dog".
Hey Pedro, stop dicking the donkey and help me move these boxes.
by Charlie of Mexico October 18, 2007
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Dick Smoking Donkey Humper

Someone who rolls a cigar out of foreskin and smokes it while humping, or giving anal, to a donkey.
That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.
by Sharklordmofos August 28, 2016
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dick donkey punch

the man the myth the legend , he is the reson why chicks in germany were helmets when engaged in sex.
i punched her so hard it was like i was dick donkeypunch
by macnesa 23 May 03, 2003
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