Dickdurance

Defines the length of time that a mans dick can continue having sex for, before becoming too sensitive/painful/soft.

Can also refer to ones time in which they stay hard.

My girlfriend wanted to go for 5 fuck-sessions the other night - thankfully my dickdurance was good enough

Dickdurance by Sm4rt.Al3c May 27, 2018

dicksurance 

To bring male enhancement drugs ie. Viagra along on a trip or party to ensure that you will be able to perform sex regardless of your overall condition. These pills are not typically used by the person, but brought as dicksurance in anticipation of the savage debauchery of the event that may render his otherwise functioning penis useless.

Shawn: "Dude, we leave for Vegas in like a week!"
Alex: "I know, it's gonna be wild! I still gotta pick up some dicksurance from my doctor."

Jake: "Dude, that girl you left the party last night was smokin! Did you slay it?"
Shane: "Man, I was so wrecked that I had to dip into my dicksurance for the first time just so I could hit it proper."

dicksurance by sasmansayswhat May 19, 2014

dickdance 

A word used to describe agitation towards any particular situation as a complete and utter waste of time.

2 friends drive to the local weed house.

Friend1 : "He said we'll have to wait outside for 30 minutes to get some green."
Friend2 : "This is a fucking dickdance."

dickdance by DirtMan July 1, 2004

dickdance 

Tucking your penis between your legs to make a mangina and dancing

The dickdance was done by Jane Gumb in "Silence of the Lambs" and Jay in "Clerks II"

dickdance by Motrin Abuser January 27, 2007