Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.
I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sex slaves.
by robopath January 25, 2008
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Sorry for my dicktone
by zokuva March 1, 2023
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The tone of voice someone uses that immediately identifies them as a full-fledged dick, regardless of what was actually said.
Total stranger: "EXCUSE ME!"

Me: "Whoa dude, pipe down the dicktone!"
by Mattbiggest February 16, 2013
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