Dick Fudge

anal sexanusass fuckingshitpenispoopnoun. Shit resin left on your penis after having vigorous anal sex with someone. Shit stain on your penis.

Dude I fucked her so hard in the ass I pulled out with some major dick fudge!

Dick Fudge by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008

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I woke up this morning and went to go pee.... That's when I saw all of the dick fudge on my junk.

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someone who does anal sex then pulls their dick out and it has shit on it; a person with a poopy dick

"Dude, I saw this fag at the mall the other day and he looked like a fudge packin poop dick."

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When a man slaps his dick across your face multiple times until you bleed and then proceeds to cum in your eyes

Man Alex gave Bryan a mean Russian Dick Fidget last night!

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It is a penis that needs to be jerked. Usually someone who is very horny has a fidget dick.

Johnny has a Fidget Dick. He just wont stop watching porn and jacking off.

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Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.

Hey man, I had a little fun last night, and I'm afraid I've come down with the Texan dickfudge.

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shit pissed out from your dick after pushing ones shit in through the anus

Yo that slut just ate my dickfudge!

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