Dick Fort

A series of dickish actions with a massively dickish outcome known as a Dick Fort.

Super Dick: Dude, I was playing a prank on my roommate Bill by getting in his bed with his girlfriend when he went to piss while drunk the other night. He passed out when he got back without noticing, so I just stayed there. I woke up with a hardon and her unbuttoning my pants, which resulted in her mounting me. It was unexpected, so it was bareback and I came inside her. Afterwards, I just got back into my own bed. The worst part is, she got pregnant, they got married, and he thinks the kid is his. She swore me to secrecy.

Dick's Friend: Shit man, that was dick move after dick move. You really made a huge dick fort with that one.

Dick Fort by Despotic October 6, 2012

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Dick Fortress

When there is a huge group of guys (has to be a minimum of 2 men) around a single girl all openly or secretly pursing her. It is like an extremely long queue to get in the girl's panties. Usually, at least one of the guys is having sexual relations/in a relationship with her but right when that ends, there is a man to comfort and sex her.

"Maria will never be single because she has a massive dick fortress."

- "Hey go talk to her!"
- "I can't! See all those guys?! Her dick fortress is impenetrable!"

Dick Fortress by badtree132 March 16, 2015

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fortnite dick

an insult that hurts someone’s feelings very bad

them: omg you suck so much fortnite dick
me:🥺

fortnite dick by pissonme September 26, 2021

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Fortnite Dick Hold

You hold your dick whilst playing Fortnite.

My favorite activity is Fortnite Dick Holding.

Fortnite Dick Hold by Bigdudesonme April 4, 2023

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Fortnite Dick

What anyone with a fortnite obsession sucks

Fortnite Noob: I will suck Fortnite Dick
Experienced person with a Fortnite obsession: No you won't

Fortnite Dick by Lil Skelly July 6, 2023

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suck Fortnite dick

To have an unhealthy obsession with Fortnite and to only play Fortnite

To be a Fortnite kid

Dimitri, you suck Fortnite dick!!
Dieter, you eat Skyrim pussy.

suck Fortnite dick by Lil Skelly September 17, 2023

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