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Diameatus

When you're constantly hungry, and realize it's because you haven't eaten any meat all day. It's that unquenchable appetite that can only be relieved by a big-ass burger, steak, leg of lamb, pile-o-bacon, etc. Word was coined by Tony "Thunder" in July of 2011 after eating a life-saving meat lover's pizza.
All I had to eat today was a bagel and some captain crunch. I gotta eat a steak or some bacon soon, my diameatus is really actin up.
by Tony "Thunder" September 18, 2011
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Diabeetus

A strange disease affecting fat actors which causes them to not be able to pronounce "Diabetes" correctly.
"Good morning. I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you about Diabeetus."
by FabulousFairy December 1, 2014
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Dramatuse

Instead of contacting those directly, posting obtuse and cogent things on social media which gets everyone asking “What’s wrong?... happened?.... who? ....etc.
The brothers were at it again on Facebook with more cryptic and dramatuse posts. It’s like watching a soap opera
by Ohyeahr February 6, 2019
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Diabeetus

The unofficial spelling for diabetes that was created due to popular media and meme-makers. Used improperly in text messages due to being plainly humorous to most young people. However, it is not necessarily a nice word to use in public in offense to those who have suffered the diabetes condition(s). It was originated from a meme made after a public message from Wilford Brimley.
Diabeetus is caused by having a glucose "high," when a person cannot either process sugars naturally or had to much over a span of time being obese.

Type 1 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the pancreas can't provide enough insulin to counteract the glucose.
Type 2 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the entire body fails to process sugars.
Type Infinity diabeetus is when one man consumes all of the glucose made in the entire universe and when all matter is processed into sugar that it consumes, so that only it exists and lives yet perishes after the consumption of all of the glucose to exist. This is the most bittersweet way to die eating what you like.
by FSRueful January 12, 2019
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Diabetus

Diabetus is a mis-pronunciation of the word diabetes.
It all started with Wilford Brimley. A spokesman for Liberty Medical.
Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I've got Diabetus
by Tdap October 9, 2008
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diabetus

A mis-pronounced word by an old fat guy on a horse in a stupid commercial that a lot of people make fun of.
by crank May 4, 2005
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lol diabetus

A way of expressing humour while at the same time making fun of Wilford Brimley, the old guy from the liberty mutual commercials who pronounces diabetes wrong.
*someone trips and falls* "lol diabetus!"
by Batryan! April 30, 2009
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