Devinsmas

Devinsmas is an annual festival commemorating the first celebration of Devins and the birth of the millionth Devin, observed primarily on December 25 as a religious and cultural celebration among billions of people around the world.

It is also the holiday where Devin Clause, a Legendary Figure, travels around the world to give good people presents and bad people burning hot charcoal.

"Merry Devinsmas to everyone!"
"What gift are you getting me for Devinsmas?"
"I want a gameboy for Devinsmas Dad!"
"I hope I dont get burning hot charcoal again this year for Devinsmas."

by Mr. Turek November 22, 2018

Devilmas

An occasion when you receive a care package while forward deployed in Afghanistan or Iraq. It is usually in a plain cardboard box; sent from friends and family who on the otherside of the planet and cannot pull their fucking heads out of their asses! They are most likely drunk and laughing about the garbage they are sending you.

Marine 1- "Did you get a good care package from home?"

Marine 2- "Hot chocolate, pregnancy tests and condoms. Thanks for reminding me ass! Looks like another Devilmas."

Marine 1- "WTF! Who the fuck drinks hot fucking chocolate in the god damn desert? Mother Fuckers!"

by DIC4 July 9, 2010