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DELAGATE 

To request service from a third party because you're a lazy mother fucker AKA management.
Manager says to subordinate: "I shall delagate this task to you because I feel you can execute it well."
DELAGATE by M. Mushu May 1, 2003
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I deglagated the class about my topic
deglagate by Captain 5026 September 12, 2017

develegate 

Delegating development activities, usually done by non-technical technical people like managers and directors when they have an idea and figure they can just have somebody code it. Often comes up with proof of concept work and when creating solutions for new processes. Effective if you have skilled coders/programmers and a good understanding of what's actually possible.
We need a new app that will transform the widget in real-time, so I'm going to develegate that to Antonio.
develegate by douggpdx March 25, 2016

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026