Deuce Fairy

A person who goes around dropping, hot steamy shits in computers.

Devin is a Deuce Fairy he deuced the chairman of the Computer Tech Department’s computer.

by James king May 31, 2004

Deuce Fairy

A small, winged creature that flys around at night shitting in the mouths of humans. Most commonly after long nights of drinking and smoking.

Ah, fuck! The deuce fairy visited last night.

by Ash666666 June 26, 2018

fair deuce

fair play, good point (as in tennis).

Used informally to acknowledge good verbal comebacks.

that's what SHE said

fair deuce

by Moccus January 8, 2009

Fair deuce

A saying commonly used by strange cunts with 2 first names

Example: Mark-John

GOOD BLOKE: Hey MJ! Go and get fucked ya half chewed crumpet

MJ: Fair Deuce bruz

by Cazlab7 November 17, 2017

fair deuce

Something that Jackson says all the time. Not that i know him or anything. I just heard hes pretty cool. But not when he says fair deuce. Because he applies it to EVERY SITUATION.

"I wanna drink"
"Fair deuce"
" Im feeling sick"
"Fair deuce"

"Lets wear this decorative hat feather to go traveling to Denmark"
"fair deuce"

by Not Jeordie June 15, 2014

fair dece

short for fairly decent. it means pretty good or not bad.

John: So what do you think of her?
David: She fair dece, man, fair dece.
John: Sweet

by maltesepace January 10, 2006

fair douce

a way of congratulating a rebutle comment

'I am a wizard.'
'Ahh but i am a vampire.'
'Fair douce.'

by banterwithme March 23, 2010