Destrehan 

A town in the middle of nowhere in Louisiana just outside of New Orleans. Inhabitants seem to think they are more important that they actually are, especially after the high school won the football state championships. Everyone knows everyone elses business. The teenagers are all about partying. If you don't drink you are not "cool." Oh and if you aren't an OH NINER~ you are a lame ass bastard. we have one street that's considered the "hood". The whole town is only about 3 miles in radius. We live in the middle of nowhere. The refineries haven't corrupted us as bad as the norconians, but it's fucked us up pretty bad. we do not have much to offer.

"destrehan won state football championship....~we're the rulers of the whole fucking world~"

Destrehan by citizenofdhan August 22, 2008

Destrachanisation 

The process of removing players signed by Gordon Strachan or players struck with afflictions that arose from prolonged exposure to Strachan.
Returning a good player to his former glory once quarantine period is over.

Methodology: titration, desalination, fumigation, execution, driving players to the border, pushing players out of moving cars without a way to return.

Caldwell is sold, The Destrachanisation of Celtic continues.

Massimo Donati has been officially destrachanised and has attracted interest from Bari.

Destrachanisation by PeelmasterHuddle January 15, 2010

dentresangle 

Noun (UK English colloq.). An individual who engages in acts of unparalleled stupidity while driving.

The driver of that truck hasn't a clue how to operate it safely! He's veering all over the road! What a complete and utter dentresangle!

dentresangle by Mad Dog 2000 March 19, 2012

text-destrian 

To text and walk without looking ahead.

Dude! Did you hear about the text-destrian that walked into the fountain?!?!

text-destrian by DrZoo July 19, 2011

destefano 

A inbred hilljack who lives in the mountains and poops in a hole in the ground. Rare sightings of this speciman have been seen at fat tuesday's.

little boys should not walk through the woods alone for fear of the destefano

destefano by wadem December 31, 2003

Destranormative

Assuming that everyone is right-handed

"I got some new golf clubs. Want my old ones?"
"Dude, destranormative!

Destranormative by Not a Criminal May 5, 2020

Destefanis sundae swirl 

1. when a girl inserts an icicle into her anus, and removes it so that the icicle is covered in a chocolate swirl to be used as a fudgesicle for her man
2. the resulting fudgesicle from such an act

There's nothing like a Destefanis sundae swirl on a hot, summer day.

Destefanis sundae swirl by Juanito Perro April 7, 2010