Dester Dick

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It's a unit of measurement based on Dester's dick. Yes, an actual person's penis length. It is somewhere between 21 and 30 centimeters.

Royland: "Yo, man. Your burger is frickin' huge! How big is it?"

Tomithy: "Man, I'm eatin' a fuckin' Dester Dick! How big do you think it is? I'll be eatin' it for two days!"

Dester Dick by Juicy Bunny Boo October 19, 2011

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Duster dick

Useless type, not adept at handing any situation or anticipating what he should do

Hand me the wrench can't you see I need some help here duster dick?!

Duster dick by Mr Fruity April 4, 2016

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dick duster

any properly grown moustache, full enough to be accepted as a motorcycle cop. This moustache will easily brush the dust off any average sized dick while sucking on it, with ease.

this moustache takes on the resemblance of a 8" wide paint brush, similar to that of ned flanders.

when that motorcycle cop pulled me over, i commented in regards to what a beautiful dick duster he had. He obliged me by sucking my cock and dusting it at the same time. my tax dollars paying me back for once.

dick duster by bigrpowr March 25, 2011

Dick Duster

The moustache of a homosexual man or a hirsute heterosexual lady.

My johnson's never been so clean since Richard got his dick duster on it last night

At first Uma's flavour saver put me off but that's before I'd felt it dusting my dick

Dick Duster by PedroDeLaVega April 19, 2016

big dick dexter

The name truck drivers give to the guy that is probably at home screwing their wife while they are out on the road.

Man, I had been on the road for over two weeks, and when I got home I was totally expecting to walk up on Big Dick Dexter in my bedroom with my old lady.

big dick dexter by Daven Maven December 24, 2007

Dick Duster

A long Moustache that reaches past your lips which would be capable of dusting the top of a dick whilst giving oral sex.

Joley: How was your night with your boyfriend last night?
Taylor: We had a good time, until we started having sex.
Joley: Why, what happened?
Taylor: Well, normally its really good, but Justin has started growing a really long moustache, and it feels weird when he went down on me.
Joley: Oh, is it relly long?
Taylor: It's a fullblown Dick Duster

Dick Duster by BuzzBritish September 7, 2009

three corner dick duster

a mustache on either a straight or gay individual

Byron: Did you see Johnny Knuckles mustache?

Troy: Ya thats a sweet three corner dick duster!

three corner dick duster by jaegerdon September 27, 2009

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026