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describe a spruce tree

When you want to tell a friend to suck a dick but cant say it outloud
Long, thick, spikey, pokey, brown, and tall
Go describe a spruce tree Payge!!!

Why does the author describe how she counted the rows of deck lights when she was in the lifeboa 

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Why does the author describe how she counted the rows of deck lights when she was in the lifeboa

Words can not describe 

What females put at the beginning of a gay Facebook post, usually about their boyfriend, despite the fact that they then use words to continue to describe them.
“Words can not describe how much I love you, but —describes in 600 words how much she loves him—“

described video 

When a television station describes characters to those who are visually impaired. Also the thing Can dace knows nothing about and mistakes for narration.
There is 3 people standing by a door. two women and a man. one is Candace facing the tv on set. She speaks trying to say a television show is in described video. A second male on stage is laying on a coutch. he is attempting to prove her wrong because the television show is really just being narrated

or Several people are visible in the picture, in particular, four women in the foreground who are facing the camera.

self described truth seeker

An overcomplicated way of outing yourself a liar.
Asda Jim is a self described truth seeker and amateur journalist.

how do you describe wall 

you don't its fiscally impossible to describe a wall
person 1: hey how do you describe wall person 2: I don't know it's a wall
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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