David Syndrome

A mild form of hyperthyroidism (likely caused by down-regulation of T3 receptors in the brain and hence, high thyroxine tolerance and subsequent increased TRH and TSH) that doesn't harm metabolism or cause damage to peripheral organ systems, but however causes the the affected individual to display high cold tolerance, twitching, irritability, slight mental challenge, hyperactive disorder and other effects which have not yet been fully researched.

(Not fully proven, but research is currently being conducted to confirm the impact of David Syndrome on mental development. It is believed that it causes damage to the central nervous system, particularly the basal ganglia, thus leading to do symptoms resembling Tourette's with an early onset in life and a late onset of Alzheimer's, dementia and Parkinson's)

Bystander: Why is that weird twitching guy being such a dick?
Doctor: Please forgive him, he's just suffering from David syndrome.

David Syndrome by gay, pantyman, May 17, 2016

David Syndrome

When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up

Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro

David Syndrome by NotSusIndividual September 1, 2021

David Typing Syndrome 

David Typing Syndrome, also known as "DTS". The David Typing Syndrome causes your fingers to go and move on their own. Causing sometimes incomprehensible sentences and phrases.

Matthew: “dio iuwab ton psyd vskrinst".

David: Yeah I infected him with the David Typing Syndrome. But I think he means, "do you want to play valorant".

David Typing Syndrome by thatgirlfromclass July 18, 2021

David Beckham Syndrome 

When you see a really hot guy who's too good to be true, and then he opens his mouth to reveal the most unattractive, unexpected voice you've ever heard.

"If he would just not open his mouth, he would be a god."
"Why? Is he rude or something?"
"Nope. He just has major DBS...."
"What's DBS? A disease? STD?!?!"
"No...it's David Beckham Syndrome...he has a really unattractive voice."

David Beckham Syndrome by judysequoia November 27, 2011

The David Beckham Syndrome 

Guys who are VERY attractive, sexy, hot, fine, very fuckable... Like damn why is he so good looking... and then you hear the voice.. and say OH SHIT he has the David Beckham Syndrome.

In case you live under a rock and don't know who David Beckham is... well let's just say you need to take a look at that sexy fine piece of ass yourself; under google images... and then listen to his voice on youtube.

See the problem with this Syndrome is... that these guys are SO fucking perfect but then... that voice.. It's SO fucking unmanly and sounds like a little 7 year old school boy. It's so wrong and such a turn off. But why are they so sexyy.. and then you question yourself if you should find another man or continue with the David Beckham Syndrome man like Victoria Beckham chose to.. :(

Now if you're a guy with this problem... we suggest you never speak.. or you better have money and lots of it, like David Beckham ;)

Some fine sexy ass of man approaches you at a club.. you start dancing.. thinking damn he's so fine.. and then after the song is over or you decide to talk.. you hear the voice.. and in your head you're like FUCK he has the David Beckham Syndrome.

The David Beckham Syndrome by Very concerned girls!!!!! January 1, 2010

David Om Syndrome

A condition that involves an unconscious insertion of the left hand's middle finger into one's anus during sleep every night. Most doctors still have not found a cure for this.

I hope I don't have David Om Syndrome. I wake up with a sore butt every morning.

David Om Syndrome by Squid509 July 21, 2026

Eric Davis syndrome 

A person who thinks he’s always correct. A bit of a know it all. Knowledge derived from short videos.Usually woke. Can often be seen driving a poor man’s Tesla. Finally, a habitual name dropper.

The doctor diagnosed him with Eric Davis syndrome because the patient stated that he had an education derived videos online.

Eric Davis syndrome by Chiqlet March 7, 2023