Daurin

A small, one-inch grub. Often sports sausage like fingers. Very hard to see. Brands people in public places and has a voice similar to that of Phil Mitchell. Very limited memory capacity. Originates from Hereford. Has an enormous quinny which is rumoured to be the location of the Bermuda Triangle.

"Don't use the hoover until we know where the Daurin is."

"Anyone for sausages? Just ask Daurin."

Girl - "Where's Daurin?"
Boy - "I don't know, Daurin? DAURIN?"
Girl - "Watch out, you're about to step on it!"
Boy - "Oh no, too late."

by Spiceworld13 December 1, 2009