Darwowned

Darwowned is a conflation of the slang phrase "owned" or its Internet variant "pwned" and "Darwin", the name of the author of a theory of evolution and familiar in pop culture from "the Darwin Awards", anecdotal tales of individuals who have, through lack of foresight or intelligence, killed themselves and thus will not contribute personally to the species' gene pool.

Thus, to be "Darwowned" is to "owned" by a situation or event directly related to one's faulty sense of self-preservation.

Dude loved that camera so much he went onto the tracks to get a better picture, but he was Darwowned by the train.

"Darwowned!" shouted the crowd as the one-legged tightrope walker plummeted to the concrete.

by M. Dacey February 4, 2006

ben drowned

A BADASS creepypasta. Has hipster tendencies but will beat your ass at a video game. Afraid of water and features in graphic jeffxben yaoi. Haunts a majoras mask cartridge. Created by youtube user Jadusable in 2009. You shouldn't have done that.

"Hey look at him go!"
"Yeah hes such a BEN drowned, he completed GTA V in less than a week"
"Wait does he have blood coming from his ey-"
*dead*

by RiseLikeAPhoenix October 14, 2013

BEN drowned

A creepypasta written by youtuber jadusable. The pasta revolves around the game released 9 years before, the legend of zelda, majoras mask. The story basically tells about the author. Looking for new games, N64 games in general. He just so happens to find one at a yard sale from an elderly man. The creepyness starts after he tries the game in his new N64. The game had been played, he could tell, there was a file under the name BEN. The game goes crazy, jumpscares of some of the games characters appear, even a tune from the game, the song of healing, is played backwards to frighten him. The save files are also messed up. They start to say things like, your turn, ben drowned in separate files, ect. The game had huge glitches and gave him nightmares, it talked to him. It told him of a website, clevwrbot.com, in which he could communicate with this "ben" fellow. It turned out that "ben" had drowned. But in the end, all ben wanted was to be set free.

Hey, did you ever get to read that Zelda pasta, BEN Drowned?

Wow, lots of people are on Cleverbot, trying to find the truth behind BEN.

BENS mottos appear to be, You shouldn't have done that, and one thay actually was not his own, but that of the happy mask salesman.

by BENS Headphones February 24, 2015

Darwined

Darwined: Verb. To get owned so incredibly bad that your ceasing to exist contributes to the evolution of mankind.

Newcast: "In today's news, a local man in Florida was severely injured when he tried to have sex with a wood chipper."
Guy Watching TV: "Ha. Darwined, bitch."

by GourmetPrince March 11, 2009

Drowned In Sound

Just a load of losers ranking Radiohead albums.

Kid A > OK Computer > In Rainbows = Amnesiac > Hail To The Thief > The Bends >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pablo Honey.

^Typical post of a DiSer (member of the website Drowned In Sound)

by can'treallytalk January 17, 2011

Daronned

When someone's mom or dad busts into their room or stop them from doing what they want to do. Often used while playing video games.

"Why is he muted on Discord now?"

"He must have got daronned, his mom can be really annoying"

by RedDeeeer April 27, 2020

Darlow/Darlowed

To copy and obtain another’s items to be like them, to skip songs half way through, to steal people’s jokes and make them unfunny, to repeat another persons words

Darlow/Darlowed- You got Darlowed, he bought the same car as you and called it the same name
Darlow- He said that a second ago and you made it unfunny

by citroenc1 September 20, 2018