Darth Cheney is the Sith Lord who appears in public as Vice President Dick Cheney, the perpetually sneering White House master puppeteer and homophobic father of a notorious, former brewery spokes-lesbian, Mary Cheney.
Darth Cheney continued to deny he had ever claimed there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq even as Tim Russert played a tape of him saying so.
by Luke Streetwalker September 24, 2006