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Darke Wyzard 

One of the most powerful Guthixians to date. Unlike most Guthixians, he is cool, is easy to talk to, and earns millions. Like most Guthixians, has a vast knowledge of the world. However, this man is a silent killer, will attack without warning, slaying anything to cross his wrath.
God, 101pk3er101 just did a total darke wyzard, he acted cool, then as soon as we got into wildy, he pked me!
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Dark Wizard 

A strategic term generally used to pick up women; a man who plays it quiet and mysterious when in social environments in order to get what he wants through subtlety.
"You playin Dark Wizard tonight?"

"Works everytime. Ladies love it."
Dark Wizard by bronko11 January 26, 2010

Dark Wizard 

Any wizard in media that possesses dark powers. A dark wizard could either serve as the villain or anti-hero of the story and is very different from the traditional good guy wizard.
A few notable dark wizards are Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter and Saruman from Lord of the Rings.
Dark Wizard by CelticEagle February 21, 2019

Dark wizard 

When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.
Dude I had to kick joey out last night, I knew he was gonna dark wizard in my room again.
Dark wizard by Nesthiq April 4, 2020

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026