Dark Brew

When going to (or preferably crashing) a party, the Dark Brew is when one urinates into the water reservoir of the coffee maker, then places a fresh turd in the coffee basket. The offender then sets the automatic brew to go off at 6 AM (or any other suitable time).

"I just piss and shit in that fucker's coffee machine. He's in for a real Dark Brew tomorrow morning."

Dark Brew by Dropaduki June 16, 2009

brewing the dark ale 

when you have frequent, rancid farts. A fortelling action that your ass will soon explode with dark liquid or ale.

M- "EW what is that rancid smell?"
D- "sorry dude,im brewing the dark ale"
M- "so the rickards red is almost ready?"
D- "you bet, want a glass?"

brewing the dark ale by D-block & Maddigs March 9, 2007