Dapper Scrapper 

The raddest motherfucker on the planet! This motherfucker right here will load your old appliances and shit onto his badass truck and turn them into cash. He'll then take that cash and attempt to turn it into sweet threesways and weed.

Dude 1: "What the fuck am I going to do with all this old shit piled up in my lawn?"

Dude 2: "What the fuck, man!? Just call the Dapper Scrapper! He'll turn all this old shit into a sweet threeway!"

Dude 1: "Epic ... "

Dapper Scrapper by Sargeant GoodTIMES! January 1, 2011