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After a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then jizzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming "Dante Mustachio!!!"
She never talked to me again after she was Dante Mustachio.
by Dante Mustachio October 04, 2010
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