Danko'd

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A term used to define having a great poker hand like AA and getting it cracked by 2/6 offsuit when having to catch the turn and the river to win.

Oh man I was heads up against Danko and he called my all in with 2/6 when i had AA and every card on the flop was over a 7, but the turn was a 2 and the river was a 6, man I got Danko'd huge!

Danko'd by danko2005ca March 18, 2009

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Danke'd

To be left without an answer to a question, usually when asking someone if they want to play a video game.

A: I asked him if he wants to play three times today.
B: You're literally getting danke'd.

Danke'd by RotatingMan January 12, 2021

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Danko

Thank you very much

FAN ; YOUR ALBUM IS FIRE
MUSICIAN : DANKO

Danko by vuyani May 2, 2021

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Danko

A different way of saying thanks. Probably derived from the Afrikaans word "Dankie" which also means thanks.

Lecturer: I have enabled resubmissions for the assignment that was due yesterday.

Students: Danko, sir!

Danko by SuperSamaritan April 28, 2021

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rick danko

Musician in The Band, the most humble, friendly and nicest guy you'll ever meet. Amazing singing voice, great bass player!

Rick Danko was in The Band

rick danko by AlmightyDublin December 10, 2013

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danko-lantern

A device used to smoke the refer. All you need is a small bucket, a sweatshirt, and some tape. You take the sweatshirt and put it over the bucket so that the bottom of the shirt goes over the hole in the bucket. Tape the bottom of the shirt to the bottom of the bucket so that when you stick your head through the shirt, your head will be in the bucket. You then get friends to blow smoke through the sleeves of the shirt, thus entering the bucket and crumping you up. Probably the greatest invention ever.

Josh was "hot-boxing" in the danko-lantern.

danko-lantern by Dontell August 27, 2007

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danko memeo

The dankest meme on the meme scale.

Danko memeo videos consist of a bunch of dank memes sped up and played with ear rape.

Guy 1: Dude watch this video!
Guy 2: Is it going to be another Danko Memeo video?
Guy 1: Hell yeah! Watch!
Guy 2: rest in peace ears mate

danko memeo by Double-Yoshi-Exploshi April 7, 2017

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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