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A term used to define having a great poker hand like AA and getting it cracked by 2/6 offsuit when having to catch the turn and the river to win.
Oh man I was heads up against Danko and he called my all in with 2/6 when i had AA and every card on the flop was over a 7, but the turn was a 2 and the river was a 6, man I got Danko'd huge!
Danko'd by danko2005ca March 18, 2009
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To be left without an answer to a question, usually when asking someone if they want to play a video game.
A: I asked him if he wants to play three times today.
B: You're literally getting danke'd.
Danke'd by RotatingMan January 12, 2021
FAN ; YOUR ALBUM IS FIRE
MUSICIAN : DANKO
Danko by vuyani May 2, 2021
A different way of saying thanks. Probably derived from the Afrikaans word "Dankie" which also means thanks.
Lecturer: I have enabled resubmissions for the assignment that was due yesterday.

Students: Danko, sir!
Danko by SuperSamaritan April 28, 2021

rick danko 

Musician in The Band, the most humble, friendly and nicest guy you'll ever meet. Amazing singing voice, great bass player!
Rick Danko was in The Band
rick danko by AlmightyDublin December 10, 2013

danko-lantern 

A device used to smoke the refer. All you need is a small bucket, a sweatshirt, and some tape. You take the sweatshirt and put it over the bucket so that the bottom of the shirt goes over the hole in the bucket. Tape the bottom of the shirt to the bottom of the bucket so that when you stick your head through the shirt, your head will be in the bucket. You then get friends to blow smoke through the sleeves of the shirt, thus entering the bucket and crumping you up. Probably the greatest invention ever.
Josh was "hot-boxing" in the danko-lantern.
danko-lantern by Dontell August 27, 2007

danko memeo 

The dankest meme on the meme scale.

Danko memeo videos consist of a bunch of dank memes sped up and played with ear rape.
Guy 1: Dude watch this video!
Guy 2: Is it going to be another Danko Memeo video?
Guy 1: Hell yeah! Watch!
Guy 2: rest in peace ears mate