Dan Gordons usually have an elephant cock. They tuck it in down their pants because it is so enormous, it acts like a third leg. They usually enjoy fanny slapping any two hole meat wallets that get in his way, even if it's his teacher, mom or girlfriend. Just bam, hit em with a fanny slap.
Guy: Yo shit is that Dan Gordon?
Girl: Omg i gotta go he's gonna fanny slap me outta this earth
Guy 2: Is that a tree trunk in his pants?
Girl: Omg i gotta go he's gonna fanny slap me outta this earth
Guy 2: Is that a tree trunk in his pants?
by Randomlololol November 7, 2016