Damyian

A pussy bitch who's only joy in life is his decent cooking. Commonly referred to as the son of the devil who converted to the good side.

Has an above average penis but tends to have problems with the ladies because of his black hair, yet ginger pubes. He tries to make up from that by his cooking to increase his swagger

I went to Pizza Hut the other day and was served by a Damyian. He tried to get my number but I threw my pizza at him.