dallas allen

Refuses to share his snapchat. Related to salad and Dallas, Texas. Was the first man on the moon; great astronaut. Quite the basketball player. The STRONGEST jedi. Great face for memes. Has mastered the force with the help of Luke Skywalker.

Him: "Dallas Allen is a great basketball player! Have you heard of him?"
Her: "Of Course"

by GODLIKEPERONAILTY November 30, 2017