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The smegma/cheese like substance found at the base of the head of a penis. A result of a cronic disregard for personal hygene.

A corruption of the brand of processed cheese called Dairy Lee in the UK and, obviously, wee, a British euphemism for urine.

Extra cheese on your footlong, sir?

No I have more than enough Dairy Wee for all. Gracias.
by OneWheeledStallion August 06, 2007
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